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THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS HISTORY AND THE WINNER OF BOTH THE POPULAR VOTE AND ELECTORAL VOTE WAS BARACK OBAMA .  SLIGHTLY OVER 50% OF THE VOTERS VOTED FOR OBAMA.  AMERICA IS A DIVIDED NATION AND HIS VICTORY DOES NOT GIVE HIM A CLEAR MANDATE TO PURSUIT WHATEVER RADICAL AGENDA HE MAY HAVE.  THE WEB SITE WILL CONTINUE TO OPPOSE THOSE POLICIES THAT DO NOT REPRESENT WHAT WE DEEM TO BE TRADITIONAL AMERICAN VALUES SUCH AS A FREE ECONOMY.  FREE FROM THE BURDENS THAT AN ALL POWERFUL GOVERNMENT WOULD PLACE ON IT.  THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS HISTORY AND THE WINNER OF BOTH THE POPULAR VOTE AND ELECTORAL VOTE WAS BARACK OBAMA .  SLIGHTLY OVER 50% OF THE VOTERS VOTED FOR OBAMA.  AMERICA IS A DIVIDED NATION AND HIS VICTORY DOES NOT GIVE HIM A CLEAR MANDATE TO PURSUIT WHATEVER RADICAL AGENDA HE MAY HAVE.  THE WEB SITE WILL CONTINUE TO OPPOSE THOSE POLICIES THAT DO NOT REPRESENT WHAT WE DEEM TO BE TRADITIONAL AMERICAN VALUES SUCH AS A FREE ECONOMY.  FREE FROM THE BURDENS THAT AN ALL POWERFUL GOVERNMENT WOULD PLACE ON IT.  
CARTOON BY GLENN McCOY
WHEN OBAMA FIRST CAME INTO OFFICE AT EVERY TURN HE BLAMED BUSH FOR HIS OWN FAILURES.  NOW JUST LOOK AT WHAT HE WILL BE INHERITING FROM HIS FIRST ADMINISTRATION.  WONDER WHO HE WILL SEE FIT TO BLAME FOR THE MESS NOW?  OOPS, ALMOST FORGOT, HE WILL BLAME THE REPUBLICAN HOUSE., HE WILL BLAME THE REPUBLICAN HOUSE.
YOU CAN CALL THE ABOVE SYSTEM WHAT YOU WISH:  SOCIALISM, KEYNESIAN ECONOMIC, COMMUNISM OR ANY OTHER THING YOU WISH.  I JUST CALL IT UNAMERICAN AND UNWANTED AND UN-NEEDED IN THE COUNTRY.  AMERICANS BUILT THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITHOUT THIS SYSTEM.  THIS SYSTEM IS THE SYSTEM THAT OBAMA WOULD FORCE ON US.  NOT BECAUSE HE REALLY BELIEVES IT WORKS, BUT BECAUSE IT PROVIDES THOSE IN THE GOVERNMENT  OTHERS MONEY TO BUY VOTES BY GIVING AWAY SO-CALLED "FREE STUFF".  THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH.  AND THOSE THAT THINK THERE IS ARE UTTER FOOLS. UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE A LOT OF THEM COMING OUT OF OUR UNIVERSITIES WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN BRAIN-WASHED BY PROFESSORS THAT SHOULD KNOW BETTER.  BY PROFESSORS THAT SHOULD KNOW BETTER.  , KEYNESIAN ECONOMIC, COMMUNISM OR ANY OTHER THING YOU WISH.  I JUST CALL IT UNAMERICAN AND UNWANTED AND UN-NEEDED IN THE COUNTRY.  AMERICANS BUILT THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITHOUT THIS SYSTEM.  THIS SYSTEM IS THE SYSTEM THAT OBAMA WOULD FORCE ON US.  NOT BECAUSE HE REALLY BELIEVES IT WORKS, BUT BECAUSE IT PROVIDES THOSE IN THE GOVERNMENT TO USE OTHERS MONEY TO BUY VOTES BY GIVING AWAY SO-CALLED "FREE STUFF".  THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH.  AND THOSE THAT THINK THERE IS ARE UTTER FOOLS. 
AND SOME PEOPLE WONDER HOW OBAMA GOT 99% OF THE VOTE IN SOME BLACK COMMUNITIES.  HEY, IN A FEW HE GOT OVER 100%.  OOPS, SOUND LIKE SOME PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO COUNT!  SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE ELECTION FRAUD!CTION FRAUD!
A recent study done at the prestigious Sam Houston Institution of Technology better know as S.H.I.T. has found that flagellant emissions by Veegan's was three times higher than that of people who have a mixed diet of meat and vegetables. The extensive study was conducted over a five year period and included the participation of some 5,000 volunteers divided evenly between meat-eaters and non-meat eaters. Some environmentalist groups and P.E.T.A. located in San Francisco are already questioning the legitimacy of this report claiming that S.H.I.T. has large endowments from wealthy cattle ranchers, adding this report does not pass the smell test. Additionally, F.A.R.T. the Federal Association of Retired Tomato-growers has condemned the report. However, members of the Board of Regents at S.H.I.T. are standing by the results. Furthermore they are now claiming that by eating meat people are, in fact, cutting down on green house gas emissions countering the argument by environmental groups that livestock are contributing to global warming and therefore should be taxed accordingly. Scientist at S.H.I.T. point out a well know fact to back up their findings, "Bean-eaters fart more than Big Mac eaters".

Meanwhile inside sources at the White House indicate many of the staff are in disarray over the contents of this reports with some staffers and interns calling for a separate eating areas for the Veegans in the cafeteria and a designated Veegan break areas outside. As usually the President hasn't yet taken a position on these rapidly developing events. The situation on Capital Hill is about the same with some meat-eating Senators demanding Veegans be excluded from certain "closed door hearings". Things appear to be spinning out of control as both sides harden their positions. A few of the meat-eating Senators are now calling for a special tax to be levied on all beans sold in the country to buy carbon credits. The senior senator from Texas is planning to introduce a bill calling for a nationwide ban on Veegans in all public eating places, and in all closed places where large crowd gather. Again the President's position is unclear on this fast moving story. Outside the White House protesters from both sides are gathering with those on the Veegan side hurling unseen missiles at the meat-eaters! Capital police with gas masks have be observed arresting some of the Veegans and hauling them off in Hasmat vehicles. As this situation unfolds trading on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange has been wild with cattle futures soaring while bean futures are tumbling with most other commodities remaining stable. Meanwhile the man on the street was saying these stinking politicians have finally been exposed and he was grateful to S.H.I.T.

Although President Obama's public position remains neutral some White House correspondences report overhearing some muffled remarks yesterday as the president left the safety of his TOTUS. The meaning of these unguarded remarks is yet to be aired.

 
S.H.I.T.  vs  P.E.T.A
Ugock and his small clan crossed the vast ice fields of the frozen north following the great herds of caribou and wolly mammoths during the day and at night finding shelter in the many ice caves of the enormous glaciers. Once inside they used their flint tools to build a fires to provide the warmth needed to get through the long night. As the heat from their several campfires began to warm the cave ice on the caves roof, it would melt. Small amounts of the ice and the water would drip or run down the sides of the caves walls. This was their way of life, the nights in the caves and the days searching for the animals of the north. A cycle that continued for thousands of years. As time passed Ugock noticed the level of a nearby lake was rising. He thought about this at night while sitting near his campfire as he watched the ice melting on the caves roof with an occasional drop of water hitting him on the head. Suddenly on night he jumped to his feet, for he had discovered an absolute truth, he was causing the lake to rise. It was him and his small cave fire and the fires of other nearby clans.


Next day he raised the alarm and warned all he met of the approaching danger and urged all to reduce the size and number of their cave fires, less the lake continue to rise and drown them all. The fires dimmed but the water continued to raise and eventually out of desperation sacrifices were made to the old gods. The Paleo-Indians had discovered man-made global warming.


Now some 15,000 years later the new cave-dwellers of the sprawling canyons of metropolis have again discovered that ancient enemy of global warming and just as Ugock they are calling for the dimming of the campfires to stop the rising waters. And in time they will call for greater sacrifices to the gods of science, not the virgin sacrifices of the past (alas, no more virgins), but instead, the sacrifice of "our way of life". The sky is falling again and the Chicken Little's of the world are sounding the alarm! 

I first posted this  in 2009, but still a timely piece considering the Chicken Little's are as loud as ever with President Obama leading the chorus.

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THE FIRST GLOBAL WARMING ALARMIST